Chipmunks...little known facts
Chipmunks are dumber than they are cute.
Chipmunks are greedy and reckless when it comes to a free meal.
Chipmunks don't swim well and succumb quickly to gravity in water.
Chipmunks don't float, at least not immediately, after they fail their swim test.
Chipmunks don't sense danger and will join their companions in the same bucket.
Chipmunks are prolific and the herd needs to be culled occasionally.


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